The I.T. Workers of Ro-mance, or; Daz's Bride. The whole 2.5 hour libretto.

The genuine whole libretto of the work that 'The Very Model of a Modern Major Musical,' my loving, satirical homage to Gilbert and Sullivan, is based on.
The formatting is imperfect and there may be later editions, but this is the full 50 page, original libretto representing the focussed work of 2 months and the idle musings of 5 years.
It tells the tale of an impoverished former AFL star coming to work in the I.T. Department of corporate law firm Sotomajor and Associates to seek his lost love. Shenanigans, absurd plot twists, 27 songs and many references to Sports Clogs ensue...